WAAARPED SPEECH

So we are flicking through radio stations just to get a taste of what's happening out there and we heard this one from an announcer, not sure of the station, and don't know the person's name: Clico is giving away "dwaahfh" poui trees. Guess he meant to say dwarf?

Then the announcer gives the list of trees that will be distributed as well as the locations, then he says this will be done between 8am and 4pm.
The announcement was made at 4:53pm.
So clearly he must have looked at the clock then told his listeners: "I think you just missed it."

Then he said he got pictures of bodies on the beach after the "hurricane" in south Asia. Did he mean cyclone?

And last but not least, he said some situation was "waaarped".
Steups!
Is there any muzak on the radio?