Darryl Heeralal of the Express, you started your piece on the bandits begging for mercy on a very hilarious note.
"A young thief yesterday jumped into Haniff Mohammed's car, pointed an object to his head, told the 60-year-old it was a gun and ordered him to drive.
Mohammed, who had just completed his midday prayers at the Caroni Mosque, calmly turned around and told the criminal "not today", jumped out of the car, ran around the back, pulled out the man and started beating him."
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